First Things First

While there are a lot of things that I must catch up on, first and foremost, I must tell you all the conquest of the "Devil Bush"! I have been tormented for a couple of years, with a rose bush gone rogue. This was once a beautiful small, low growing rose bush, that turned into Satan Incarnate. I had been snagged, scratched, scraped, and thorn ridden by this plant for the last time! I started calculating my assault. I thought it through and these were some of my options: Chain Saw (hmm loved this one) Burning Bush (felt it would be most appropriate) an Ax Murder (could go either way, because I would need to get close to chop) but when the option of the 4 Wheeler was presented, this is the direction we went. Dad hooked up the chain, and gave me the go ahead! I gunned white lightening, and after many backing ups, and gunning it, the "Devil Bush" was expelled from it place of origin. Dad finished up the job by taking out the last remains of a root system, and the balance of power has been restored.